ANY CHILD BETWEEN ONE AND THREE YEARS OF AGE WEIGHING MORE THAN TWENTY POUNDS MUST, BY FEDERAL LAW, BE SECURED IN A FORWARD-FACING CHILD SAFETY RESTRAINT SYSTEM IN THE REAR SEAT OF THE VEHICLE IN A METHOD THAT REFLECTS THE RESTRAINT SYSTEM OR VEHICLE MANUFACTURER’S INSTRUCTIONS!
SAFETY FIRST, DARLENE! I MEAN IT!
Didn’t notice the bear there. Safety first!!
OH MY GOD THOR WOULD RIDE THE NYAN CAT!!! EVERYTHING HAS BECOME SO CLEAR!!!
Hahahaha. This is hilarious!
(Source: drizzydark)
(I’m about to show off in 3…2…1)
So. I made it over 1000 miles running since March of 2010! Here’s to reaching new milestones again and again!!!
ARE YOU OKAY?
NO! I WAS IN THE ELEVATOR AT WORK AND THAT GOTYE SONG CAME ON. EVERYONE STARTED CRYING. I HAD TO COME HOME.
‘SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW’?
UH HUH.
DAMN IT, I THOUGHT THEY BANNED THAT SONG FROM PUBLIC RADIO.
WHY WOULD THEY PLAY THAT? OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BE SAD FOREVER.
I’m pretty sure this really happened somewhere.
Finally, my official Super Bowl prediction!!!!!!!!!!!!
(This post is about football. So here is a picture of kids playing football.)
I’ve been delaying my Super Bowl prediction because I haven’t really been motivated enough to say anything about it. Maybe it’s because this is a rematch. Maybe because all of the hours of ESPN/NFL Network have started to wear thin on me. I’m not sure. Anyway….
Two things stick out to me about this game:
1. Does ANYONE think the Patriots can win this game? I know they lost to the Giants at home earlier in the season. But that game was fairly even right until the end. I also know that the Giants are on a roll. But you don’t ever really back into the Super Bowl. New England is riding their own 10 game or so streak. That matters, right?
2. Are we really ready to say Eli Manning has surpassed his brother? Really? My everlasting image of Elisah Archibald Manning is him tripping and falling on 4th down vs. LSU when Ole Miss had a chance to win the SEC West. So now he’s got a chance to be better than Peyton Manning, who himself is a pretty solid lock for top 5 all time QB? Yeah, that seems strange.
I do think I “want” the Giants to win. Their road uniform is the best one in the NFL. All their players seem to be pretty nice guys. But my educated opinion is that they will not win. The Patriots are a better team. Last I checked, that is what should matter at the end. So, it should be Patriots 31, Giants 27.
(I’ll have you know that I’ve only been wrong twice in 21 years of predicting the Super Bowl winner, back with Oakland for XXXVII and Carolina for XXXVIII. Just thought I’d add that in there.)
RUUUUUNNN!
GO!
GET TO THE CHOPPER!
The Sneakily Freaky Song of the Week took an unnecessary hiatus for reasons unknown, honestly.
So, Jason Mraz is rather good. But my God, he nasty. I’ve probably heard Butterfly dozens of times. But, good Lord these lines:
And bend your back over and ask those hips if I can touch
Cause they’re the perfect jumping off point
Getting closer to your butterfly
and then…
Let me feel you upside down, slide in, slide out
Slide over here, climb into my mouth…
Jason! You sneakily freaky man. Of course, now I’ve just given everyone another song to add to their Sexin Time Playlist(s). If that’s the case…um, you’re welcome.
HELLO, MY NAME IS MUFFINS AND I- HAHAHAHA! DID I SAY MUFFINS?! I MEANT … MELISSA, OF COURSE. MY NAME IS MELISSA AND I’M FROM THE … FOOD DEPARTMENT. THERE’S BEEN A RECALL ON ALL THE TUNA FISH. I’M JUST GOING DOOR TO DOOR COLLECTING ALL THE DELICIOUS- I MEAN BAD, OBVIOUSLY! THE BAD TUNA FISH. YES. WOULDN’T WANT ANYONE GETTING SICK.
IF YOU COULD JUST OPEN ALL THE CANS AND POUR THE TUNA INTO THIS WAGON THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I should probably provide my own content, but this should hold y’all over for now.
I was introduced to Pearl & The Beard by chance earlier today. They’re amazing. I listened to all of their stuff on Spotify today, and this was by far my favorite.
If you’re looking for uncommonly used instruments and strong vocals, (And really, why wouldn’t you?) then this song is for you. A great way to bring the SOTD into the new year. As always, you’re welcome.
